have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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