after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We have started to decorate penises.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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