There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Say something about gay babies.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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