this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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