My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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