on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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