If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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