I want to stick my p in your. b.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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