thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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