I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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