Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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