sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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