She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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