Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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