So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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