let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm both gender and math confused
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
