I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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