yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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