we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it's great music for shaving your balls
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
