White coat. Heels.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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