im drinking this country out of the recession.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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