chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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