apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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