I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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