Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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