The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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