Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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