i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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