yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
