Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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