normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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