I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
