My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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