if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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