okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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