Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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