So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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