I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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