Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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