Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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