It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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