if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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