IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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