o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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