can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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