with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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