i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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