So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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