thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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