Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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